New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXWinston Bishop Quotes
Winston: So...where do you do the marketing?
Schmidt: Oh, Winston. So naive, so sweet. We do the marketing EVERYWHERE!
I was the ninth guy off the bench for the eighth-best team in Latvia.
Have I ever made any decisions in my whole life? Are we just living in the mind of a giant?
Schmidt: Camping?
Winston: Like we're animals?!
Winston: Friends don't call friends pathetic.
Nick: But what do friends do when the other friend is taking a shower with a cat?
Nick, you know what a squirrel looks like. You've been outside.
The internet said I had to stay off my feet. But then I found this wheelchair in a ditch, so...I'm ready to work out!
Coach: Remember when you sat out of the game because you were sad?
Winston: I was also cold.
Winston: Schmidt, you can't move out! Who's gonna do my fades?!
Jess: Yeah, who's gonna do his fades?!
Ain't no way in hell I got a cat brothel going on in my room and I'm the only normal person in this loft.
He's gonna have to get...it rhymes with "flute-ered."
Hello, Pica? I need a table for five. This is author Toni Morrison.
