Michael: Did you pee on a stick?
Jim: I did. It was inconclusive.


Rating: 4.8 / 5.0 (34 Votes)
Characters:
Michael Scott, Jim Halpert
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 1: "Gossip"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 1 Quotes

I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"

Michael

Did one of you tell Stanley that I have asthma. 'Cause I don't. If this gets out, they won't let me scuba. And if I can't scuba, what am I working toward?

Creed