Elliot: Dr. Cox, I was waiting to see if she would tolerate her low heart-rate, which is exactly what all the medical textbooks tell us to do. Am I right, J.D.?
Dr. Cox: Is she right, J.D.?
J.D.: Uhhhh... Well, technically, yes. But, you know, it's-it's really a judgment call, and if she really was that bradycardic, I probably would've called the fellow... But I, that's-that's me. I...
Dr. Cox: Wow. Always side with the hoochie, Newbie. It's rookie mistake. Gosh, you-you hate to see it


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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 15: "My Bed Banter & Beyond"
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 15 Quotes

Things that wouldn't have bothered you a week ago in a friendship become so incredibly important when sex is involved. I just...I think it'd be easier if you weren't friends with your girlfriend... At all

J.D.

J.D.: I can't believe today's over.
Elliot: I can't believe I ate half a pizza.
J.D.: Oh please, Elliot, I had, like, two pieces.
Elliot: If you tell anyone anything about today, please leave that part out