Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, I need to get Enid a birthday present.
Elliot: Ahh! When's her birthday?
Dr. Kelso: I think it was last week.
Elliot: Um... well, a scarf is always nice.
Dr. Kelso: That's perfect. It's simple; it's elegant; and it'll hide her turkey neck.


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Elliot Reid, Bob Kelso
Episode:
Scrubs Season 3 Episode 8: "My Friend the Doctor"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Doctor: Goodnight, Efrem!
Janitor: Goo-goo-goo-goodnight... doctor.

Turk: Hey, baby. Todd and I are going to the arcade, so I'm a get some quarters out your purse.
Carla: I'm old.
J.D.'s Narration: Others eventually accept who they are.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, well I'm older. Now would you please get me down to my damn car?
Carla: Sure, let's get your big Irish ass to your car so nobody knows that you hurt your back! Let's not worry about my back!