Dude, my tongue is totally dry. How many more of these wedding i...
J.D.: Dude, my tongue is totally dry. How many more of these wedding invites do I have to lick?
Turk: Fine. Don't lick 'em.
J.D.'s Narration: Come on, don't get mad at Turk. What's really bugging me is that, thanks to Dr. Cox, I've got nothing to do... nothing to talk about... no stories to tell.
Turk's Narration: From the moment I woke up this morning, I have been freaking out about getting married. Luckily, Carla's being cool.
Carla: Okay, this is your last chance to uninvite that slut you went out with in high school.
Turk: She's married to my brother!
Carla: Isn't that convenient.
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- Characters:
- J.D., Turk, Carla Espinosa
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 3 Episode 18: "His Story II"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, Turk Quotes, Carla Espinosa Quotes, Scrubs Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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