Excuse me, nurse. I'm ready for my sponge bath. Oh, sweetie, I...

Turk: Excuse me, nurse. I'm ready for my sponge bath.
Carla: Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry, I can't. I gotta go pick up a CD for this coma patient of mine.
Turk: But I'm wearing silk boxers.
Carla: Turk...
Turk: They're the ones with the little dogs holding the big money bags


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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 16: "My Heavy Meddle"
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

Turk: You know what's the cool thing about this movie? That this could really happen.
Elliot: Which part? The Russians invading Michigan or C. Thomas Howell being a tough guy?
Turk: Both

Elliot: You know, I'm so sick of this. I mean, every time I come here, I'm going to see him, so just get someone else to do this stupid project with you.
Turk: No, look. Okay, maybe the reason why I asked you to work with me on this is because I knew it would force you and J.D. to see each other.
Elliot: I don't want to get back together with him.
Turk: I'm not saying get back together, okay? You guys made a terrible couple

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