Ted: Fine, from now on, no more flirting. We keep it professional.
Linda: Fine with me... boss.
Ted: Good. Starting now, you're just another butt-less coworker.
Linda: Good. Then the door has nothing to hit on my way out


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Ted Crisp, Linda Zwordling
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 9: "Bioshuffle"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Linda: Field testing shows that the subject, or "victim," as I like to call people "helped" by Veridian Technology, can be hundreds of feet away and will hear the message as though it's being whispered only to them.
Phil: It's highly persuasive. Advertising companies are very excited because it will allow them to burrow even deeper into the human brain

You might say Veridian Dynamics is like a finely tuned watch. That's Dale. He even has a big hand and a little hand

Ted