Veronica: You did this, Phil. And to recognize your efforts, we're promoting you to Senior Lab Associate.
Phil: Oh, I was promoted to that a year ago.
Veronica: Really? You shouldn't have been. You probably owe the company some money. I'll check into that for you.
Phil: Thank you

Veronica Palmer, Phil Mymen
Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 9: "Bioshuffle"
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Linda: Field testing shows that the subject, or "victim," as I like to call people "helped" by Veridian Technology, can be hundreds of feet away and will hear the message as though it's being whispered only to them.
Phil: It's highly persuasive. Advertising companies are very excited because it will allow them to burrow even deeper into the human brain

You might say Veridian Dynamics is like a finely tuned watch. That's Dale. He even has a big hand and a little hand