Go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come, then you'l...

Go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come, then you'll see fear in his eyes. It's like the waiter's a ghost.

Jay

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Character:
Jay Pritchett
Episode:
Modern Family Season 1 Episode 16: "Fears"
Show:
Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 16 Quotes

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