Have you seen Ann? You know how hot she is? Men give women of that caliber speed boats, private jets. Not computer bags.

Tom

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Character:
Tom Haverford
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 12: "Christmas Scandal"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

There's a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don't understand.

Ron

There isn't a woman alive who doesn't love diamonds. Even the super left wing chicks who saw Blood Diamond and cried. When they get a diamond, they like, "yeah, bitch, get more of them blood diamonds. Make 'em extra bloody."

Tom