Weed: Hello?
Peter: Mr Weed? It's Peter Griffin. I can't come into work today. I was in a horrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable... See you tomorrow!

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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 3: "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Chris: Dad, what's the blowhole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's NOT for son, and then you'll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld

Can't we eat yet? I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it. Well, I guess I could ride him to the store