South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralHello there, children! Hey, Chef! How's it going? Bad Wh...
Chef: Hello there, children!
Boys: Hey, Chef!
Kyle: How's it going?
Chef: Bad
Kyle: Why bad?
Chef: Children, I heard about what happened at school today! Now none of you tooked that nasty marijuana, did you?
Stan: No, dude! We never even saw it!
Chef: Okay, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad.
Stan: We know, we know, that's what everybody says!
Chef: Right. But do you know WHY they're bad?
Kyle: Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem, causing disease of both body and mind, the consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits.
Chef: And do you have ANY idea what that means?
Kyle: No.
Cartman: I know! Drugs are bad, because if you do drugs, you're a hippie; and hippies suck!
- Characters:
- Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Chef
- Episode:
- South Park Season 2 Episode 4: "Ike's Wee Wee"
- Show:
- South Park
- Related Quotes:
- Eric Cartman Quotes, Stan Marsh Quotes, Kyle Broflovski Quotes, Chef Quotes, South Park Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes, South Park Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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