Travis: Why are you here, dad? You’ve never even see where I work.
Paul: Spare the dramatics, Travis. I just brought cookies.
Travis: Right, Travis, dramatics. Travis the drama queen.
Paul: Hey, you can come over and help your mother and I install security on the computer? Craziest thing happened. My Facebook page seems to have gotten hacked. Someone stole my picture.
Travis: Did they?
Paul: Yeah, who knows where that’s going to wind up.
Travis: Yeah, so this is how we’re gonna talk about it. You’re gonna make up a lie about why I saw a shirtless pic of you on gay dating app.
Paul: I don’t know what you think you saw.
Travis: Here, dad, maybe those cookies will help wash down all that shame.