He's like Batman, but straight.

He's like Batman, but straight.

Mitchell [on the gardener]

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Character:
Mitchell Pritchett
Episode:
Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12: "Not In My House"
Show:
Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

This is not art. This is an unholy mix between man and beast.

Gloria

That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.

Phil

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