Jill: Hey guys, how are you? I'm great! You know me, I'm up, up, up, up, up, and then some fashion nazi on the E! Network says that pear-shaped people shouldn't wear stripes, and whoosh, guess who's ear-deep in mint-chocolate chip ice cream. Meheehee.
J.D.: You know, if you leave it on the counter for an hour, you can just drink it like a milkshake. Except, watch out - if that block's not totally melted, hits you in the face!
Jill: Oh, that'd go everywhere.
J.D.: Yeah, one time I got Chunky Monkey in my eye.