Hey, J.D. Turns out Mr. Milligan doesn't have insurance. Dr. Kel...

Carla: Hey, J.D. Turns out Mr. Milligan doesn't have insurance. Dr. Kelso said once he's stable we have to bounce him to County. Sorry.
J.D.: Turk! Hey! If you go talk to Kelso for me, I'll give you this special Christmas gum.
J.D.'s Narration: Okay, this is actually Mrs. Cross's medicated denture gum? So you have to sell it with your eyes. Sell it... Sell it...!
Turk: Okay.


Unrated
Show Comments
Characters:
J.D., Turk, Carla Espinosa
Episode:
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 12: "My Best Moment"
Show:
Scrubs
Related Quotes:
J.D. Quotes, Turk Quotes, Carla Espinosa Quotes, Scrubs Season 4 Episode 12 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Scrubs Season 4 Episode 12 Quotes

Turk: Uh, hey, Elliot? Can I talk to you in private?
Elliot: Parlez-vous Franais?
Turk: You know, I did learn a little when my high school class went to France, but that was just stuff to pick up chicks.
Elliot(Translated): Turk, I really think it would make Tyler feel better if he could watch, OK?
Turk(Translated):I have... an... Eiffel Tower... in my pants.
Elliot: What?
Turk(Translated): Grapefruit!

All right, you guys, we still got a lot of work to do. Turk, why don't you go check the post-op films in radiology; and Carla will transfuse back to a hemoglobin ten; and Elliot, why don't you take Tyler and go get us all ice cream immediately.

J.D.
  1. Quotes
  2. Hey, J.D. Turns out Mr. Milligan doesn't have insurance. Dr. Kel...