Quagmire: Hey, maybe we should set him up with another lemon snow cone, eh?
Peter: Oh thanks, the last one you gave me didn't taste like lemon at all. It tasted like...oh you guys are asses!


Rating: 3.7 / 5.0 (3 Votes)
Characters:
Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire
Episode:
Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16: "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy! I've got to do something.
Man: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humour

That's about as funny as Sinbad. Not the comedian, he's hilarious, the sailor. Then again, he was never meant to be funny

Peter