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Ron

Rating: 4.7 / 5.0 (9 Votes)
Character:
Ron Swanson
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 6 Episode 1: "London, Part 1 & 2"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 6 Episode 1 Quotes

This is like a waking nightmare of happiness!

Leslie

I warned you. Standard birth control methods are usually ineffective against a Swanson.

Ron