Teacher: How will you decide which classes to cut?
Leslie: By attendance, and student evaluations. So just make sure your students leave with a smile.
Teacher: My class is called Coping with Terminal Illness.
Leslie: Hopefully your attendance is good! Actually no. Hopefully it's bad.


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Leslie Knope
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 14: "Leslie's House"
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Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

Justin is hip. Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana. I don't have the heart to tell them what's gonna happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994.

Tom

How could you invite Wendy when Ron's here? He's gonna wrap her up in his mustache and take her home!

Tom