I am not! Last night, while under a particularly zippy strain of sativa my Tinder-date and I made the ill-advised decision to tape folders to our feet and ski down the stairs. We terrified my dog and I tweaked my back. Then we had sex and I destroyed my back.

Veronica

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Mom Season 7 Episode 5: "Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us"
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You know when you think about it, god has a plan to kill all of us. It's just a matter of where and when. And how! Also how!

Tammy

Mary's last moment on this earth was me being mean to her. I'm a horrible person.

Bonnie