I don't know how much longer I can avoid sleeping with Jake, man...

Elliot: I don't know how much longer I can avoid sleeping with Jake, man.
J.D.: It's easy. If you ever find yourself in a romantic situation, just do something that's a complete turn-off.
Carla: You know, like how you can swallow your whole fist.


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J.D., Carla Espinosa, Elliot Reid
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 24: "My Drive-By"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 24 Quotes

As I gangsta leaned down the hallway in the rad new wheels I found near the dumpster, I couldn't help but realize how ego affects everything.
(J.D. crashes the scooter into a cart of medical supplies)

J.D.

(to Doug, after he takes his scooter away) No offense son, but I can't have a delusional bozo like you driving that around the halls.

Dr. Kelso
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