I need to know who else is gay. I don't want to offend anyone el...

Michael: I need to know who else is gay. I don't want to offend anyone else.
Dwight: You could assume everyone is, and not say anything offensive.
Michael: Yeah. I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay.


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Characters:
Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 3 Episode 1: "Gay Witch Hunt"
Show:
The Office
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You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.

Michael

Michael: I call everybody faggy. Why would anyone find that offensive?
Toby: I think Oscar would like it if you just used "lame" or something.
Michael: But that's what faggy means!

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