I tell you, this obituary came out great. "Carter Pewterschmidt died today of the disease cancer. In lieu of flowers, please send carnival rides to Peter Griffin at 31 Spooner Street." If we get just one ride out of this, it will have been a success.

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Character:
Peter Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3: "The Old Man and the Big 'C'"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 11 Episode 3 Quotes

Announcer: And now it's time for the Channel 5 sports report, brought to you by Kia. Kia: too bad it's a Kia!

Peter: Wow, I guess all this time Quagmire should've been saying "wiggity!"
Joe: Hah!
Peter: No, but he is our friend.