If Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida half-naked, I've d...

Claire: I was out of control growing up, there you know, I said it. I just don't want my kids to make the same bad mistakes I made. If Hailey never wakes up on a beach in Florida half naked, I've done my job.
Phil: Our job.
Claire: Right, I've done our job


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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"
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Modern Family
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If Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she got mono for a few months and then tell everyone the baby's yours?

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