Elliot: If one of my loved ones ever dies... I hope it's because of you.
Dr. Casey: Hey, me too.
Elliot: Are we, uh, flirting?
Dr. Casey: A little bit.
Elliot: Awesome!
Dr. Casey: Have you seen the roof toilet?
Elliot: No. But I'm a nervous pooer.
Dr. Casey: Okay, now we're definitely not flirting.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13: "My Porcelain God"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

J.D.'s Narration: I think it's human nature to search for answers.
Turk: Dude. Why is your tux gonna cost four thousand dollars?
J.D.: No reason.

Well done, there, Barbie. You're now exactly where you were three years ago.

Dr. Cox