Alex: I really never thought I would cross that off my bucket list.
Michael: You think we crossed a line?
Alex: I mean, if you told me I was gonna have a threesome with my best friend and my first love, I would say which circle of hell am I in?
Michael: That's hell?
Alex: I don't know. I felt, um, I felt...
Michael: Loved.
Alex: Yeah. Well, nothing like being stabbed in the middle of nowhere to really bring people together, right? You know, I used to really think that you and I were going to end up together.
Michael: I used to, too.