I'm a vampire, and I'm in love with this unattractive girl. I'...

Edward: I'm a vampire, and I'm in love with this unattractive girl.
Jacob: I'm a werewolf, and I am also in love with this unattractive girl.
Edward: Boy, she sure can act though, can't she?
Jacob: Nope.


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Family Guy Season 9 Episode 11: "German Guy"
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You're not going to get away with this, Mr. Google Search!

Peter

I'm pretty sure our washer machine is pregnant! I'm not even sure how that's scientifically possible!

Lois
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