Jeff: In the last two months you've doubled the national average for the amount lived per life time
Pierce: Well I do have a young African American friend
Jeff: But more importantly you're dressed like a gladiator in a desk fort you built during a bad trip

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Pierce Hawthorne, Jeff Winger
Community Season 1 Episode 7: "Introduction to Statistics"
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I'm barely a student. I'm older than you, I drive a Lexus, I saw Ghost Busters in the theater, and look, my gums are receding


Shirley: My husband's been gone for six months, I think it's time I start embracing being single
Pierce: Message received