Is this a joke? I wish it were Joan, I wish it were a joke. Bu...

Joan: Is this a joke?
Peter: I wish it were Joan, I wish it were a joke. But these things happen, you know? You go for a walk in the park one day and wheel-chair ninja's and nazi's and pot's and pans robots show up to kill ya, and dinosaurs show up ta eat the remains. You've seen the news.


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Character:
Peter Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 4 Episode 21: "I Take Thee Quagmire"
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Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 21 Quotes

Peter: Death? What are you doing here? Nobody's dying today.
Death: Not according to my paperwork. It says here your buddy Quagmire died of a heart attack. I gotta tell ya...I always thought it'd be rectal trauma.

Glen, your place looks wonderful! I feel like I can touch things in here now!

Lois
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