It's a great day to be alive.

Mike: You know what? Maybe I'd be better with six arms. That's better than four. Hell, I could cut my shower in half if I had six arms. I could get my nuts, my butt, and my pits and still have two arms left
Liv: It's a great day to be alive.


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Mike: You know what? Maybe I'd be better with six arms. That's better than four. Hell, I could cut my shower in half if I had six arms. I could get my nuts, my butt, and my pits and still have two arms left
Liv: It's a great day to be alive.

Being an alien is easier than being a human. We have evolved past emotions, so we aren't forced to deal with things like seasonal depression or road rage. We also have no roads, so nobody can cut you off, not even Alpha Draconions, who are lizard-faced dickheads. After living on earth, I am not just an alien with human emotions. I am an alien with human memories. Is there a point when I become more human than alien?

Harry [voiceover]

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