Ladies? Now that The Todd is a resident, he wants to clear thing...

Todd: Ladies? Now that The Todd is a resident, he wants to clear things up so you don't have to wonder anymore... [referring to who he'll sleep with] Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. And... yes if I've been drinking.
Laverne: Come here, wonderbread.
Todd: What's up, doll?
Laverne: If you ever get this close again, I will end you.
Todd: I'm changing you to a "yes" because you're feisty!


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The Todd, Laverne Roberts
Episode:
Scrubs Season 2 Episode 1: "My Overkill"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

J.D.: Yeah. You know what's weird, though? It's like, Dr. Cox and I are pretty vegan-kosher.
Turk: He hasn't yelled at you?
J.D.: No.
Turk: This is the guy that screamed on you for like twenty minutes for dropping a thermometer? And he hasn't raised his voice once about you bumping uglies with his ex-wife?
J.D.: Mm-mm.
Turk: I don't get that guy

J.D. [to Cox]: you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.
Carla: No, he's not.
Dr. Cox: Actually, I am.
Carla: You're starting again.
J.D.: And Carla, you're mad that Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.
Turk: See? Trust, woman, trust!
J.D.: Whatever. The point is that Turk is sorry.
Turk: Not anymore!
Carla: I can't believe you thought he was a threat.
Dr. Cox: I'm a threat!
Carla: You're not in love with me, you idealize me.
J.D.: Can we just try and stay focused...
Turk: You're mad 'cause I'm scared of losing you?
Carla: Yes, because we're stronger than that!
Dr. Cox: Apparently not!

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