J.D.'s Narration: There's a lot of horrible things about being an intern: long hours, constant stress, having to deal with death. But worst of all is the simple fact that the average intern has to disimpact fifteen to twenty bowels a week. That's why there's a sacred oath among interns never to make fun of each other for doing the things we have to do.
Elliot: Hee-hee. You have to touch someone's hiney!
Dr. Kelso: Dorian, come with me. And Dr... uh...
Elliot: Reid.
Dr. Kelso: Sure, why not. Take over for him.
J.D.: Hee-hee!