Marry me. Still thinking. Okay. Baby, I have finally figured...

Turk: Marry me.
Carla: Still thinking.
Turk: Okay. Baby, I have finally figured out what's bothering you, though.
Carla: Really?
Turk: Yep. You think I haven't played the field enough.
Turk: Well, I just want you to know that I have had a long, productive playing career, over which time I have slept with many, many women... And by "many, many women" I mean... three.
Carla: Mmmmmm.
Turk: Take away two, equals one, and that's you. Marry me?


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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 15: "His Story"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 15 Quotes

Janitor: How you doing.
J.D.: Did you just climb down an elevator shaft to torment me?
Janitor: Well, sometimes in life you gotta do what you gotta do.

Elliot: Paul. I know that I've been acting like an insecure idiot, but... if you'll forgive me, I'd love to take you for dinner tonight.
Paul: Screw that. I'll cook for you. I've only got one apron, though, so bring your own if you want to wear one.

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