(J.D. and Keith go and see a patient)
J.D.: Miss Brooks, your blood work looks fine. But I'd like to take one more sample, just for me. (Opens his mouth to reveal fangs and starts biting Miss Brooks, then puts blood in a vile.) You taste a little anemic. Get that down to the lab, buddy.
Keith: Right away, Dr. Acula.
J.D: That's what they call me. How you doing?
(Cuts to the cafeteria with J.D. reading a script to Turk and Elliot, then closes it)
J.D.: The end.
Turk: So Dr. Acula's a doctor and a vampire?
J.D.: He's both. And at the very end, I'm going to put "Dr. Acula" across the screen, take that period, get it out of there, squish it together, it'll say "Dracula".
Turk: That is an awesome ending!
J.D.: Thank you for telling me what I already know, Turk!