Jerry: No, Leslie. Please. Tonight's kind of a big night. You know, all my kids are away...
Tom: Gross! No! That's Jerry's sex night. That ruins sex and tonight.


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Character:
Tom Haverford
Episode:
Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 21: "Telethon"
Show:
Parks and Recreation
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

And it's important because Pawnee is the fourth fattest town in the U.S. It goes us, Dallas, Tulsa and certain parts of the Mall of America.

Leslie

I wish he had tiny puppy shoes. I would totally shine his little shoes for free. I do say the cutest stuff.

Andy