Carla: Oh, babe, I borrowed your backpack this morning and all my change fell out the bottom.
J.D.: Maybe someone or something had to gnaw a hole in it to keep from suffocating.
Turk: Maybe someone already apologized for that about a hundred times.
J.D.: Well, maybe a hundred wasn't enough? I don't know.
Dr. Cox: (grabs a Man Card from J.D.'s pocket) Absolutely no lovers' quarrels.
J.D.: Dammit!