Elliot: Oh, it's just that I'm a little more comfortable with the setup that I have at home, you know. Like... extra locks.
Dr. Casey: Yeah, I've only gone outside my house twice. Once on an airplane, and once at the White House.
Elliot: How are the bathrooms at the White House?
Dr. Casey: I have no idea, but the fountains are nice. And security? Quick as bunnies.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13: "My Porcelain God"
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

J.D.'s Narration: I think it's human nature to search for answers.
Turk: Dude. Why is your tux gonna cost four thousand dollars?
J.D.: No reason.

Well done, there, Barbie. You're now exactly where you were three years ago.

Dr. Cox