Wynonna: Hey, it’s OK. I get it. You’re a vamp. You got the hungs. That guy was num nums. Welcome back to the moral low ground. There’s a great mattress down here that we could absolutely demolish.
Doc: What you implying is faulty. I have devised a morally sound way to satisfy my needs.
Wynonna: Morally sound? Um, you’re chilling at a demon bar.
Doc: They may be demons but they would never…
Wynonna: Oh, shoot some in the back. Well, how about the front?


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Wynonna Earp Season 4 Episode 9: "Crazy"
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Jeremy: He won Shorty’s trivia last week.
Wynonna: Oh my god. Is that tragic?
Jeremy: I mean he was part of the community, our community, not yours. Obviously because you lost.
Wynonna: I know I was eliminated, but how was I supposed to know Toby Maguire isn’t Spiderman anymore?
Jeremy: We all know.

Wynonna: Exactly, so much happens around here, so relax. Go outside. It’s above zero out there. Because right now things are fine. We offed pumpkin head. Amon’s disappeared in the ether. We’re good.
Jeremy: Ah yes, you brought the lattes. Oh no, this isn’t mine.
Waverly: Not your cherry pie that you spilled all over your apron.
Jeremy: Not my cherry pie, but a cherry pie that we need to investigate because whoever’s making these cherry pies is still out there and might bake again.