Turk: Okay, I've removed the gallbladder, sealed the vessels, aaaand time!
Elliot: Oh, my God! You can't even beat Dr. Kevin Casey's lap-chole time when you're imagining it!
Turk: So! I could be just as fast if I was like him and practiced over and over again on a simulator.
Elliot: Yeah... but you don't.
Turk: Yeah, well I could spend my spare time doing stupid hand exercises!
Elliot: I know... but you don't.
Turk: Yeah, well, I could-
Elliot: You don't.
Turk: But-
Elliot: Don't!
Turk: Could you enjoy this any less?


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 12: "My Catalyst"
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

Ted: Is this heaven?
Janitor: It's garbage.
Randall: Way to cost us a cherry gig, bra.
Ted: Wha?
Dr. Kelso: I want my money back! And Ted! Shower and get back to work!

J.D.: Hey, buddy.
Dr. Casey: Hey... hey... Uh, give-give me a minute, will you?
J.D.: No, Kevin, I have to talk to you right now.
Dr. Casey: DAMMIT!
J.D.: Later's cool too.