Rachel: Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not "reaching for her heaving beasts."
Monica: What's a "niffle"?
Joey: You usually find them on the "heaving beasts."
Rachel: Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist.
Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his "huge throbbing pens"? Tell ya, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those!
Rachel: Alright, that's it. Give them back.
Phoebe: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no. I just got to the part about her "public hair."