Why not just come out and say, you haven't had mommy daddy sheet monster times.


Criss: We'll play the soundtrack to Major League.
Liz: You're making fun of me, but that love song is awesome.

You're a lady, right? Why haven't I seen pictures of you as a baby?


He's a white male with hair, Lemon. The sky's the limit.


You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?


I used to be a winner. Men wanted to be me. Women wanted to sleep with me. Bisexuals wanted to watch.


I won! Nobody beats the Liz!


Damn it! I have to write a 40 word exit evaluation of Kenneth. I wish I was dead!


Trust me. Any girl would wanna dance with you. You're rich, and you're fat so you'll die young. Women love that.


If we don't make Adam happy his dad is gonna tell the IRS my house isn't a church. Although I do let children drink wine there.


Jenna: Adam's acting like us.
Tracy: But he is not famous. Why is the government allowing this?

It's the ultimate game...Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off.


30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

Jenna: How do nice people dress?
Tracy: Socks on their hands, no belt, roller skates.

I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.