Suze: How much have you saved?
Kenneth: Are you talking about saving squirrels from hawks? Zero.

I'm negotiating against you, you magnificent bastard.

Liz

Are you being coached? Is it Pat Reilly? Tell him the fun-meister says hi. He'll know what that means.

Jack

When your kid throws a tantrum and holds his breath, you hold your breath too. When you regain consciousness, believe me, he's ready to leave the toy store.

Pete

We're gonna go. Don't worry about the fee. You can just give it to us now.

Jenna

Getting paid to help a boy become a man...is kinda my wheelhouse.

Jenna

Didn't you notice your food wasn't pre-chewed?

Kenneth (to Jenna)

Jenna: I need someone who has so little going on in her life, she lets me get all the attention.
Liz: And I need someone in my life who doesn't listen to a word I say.
Jenna: Thank you. I just got it cut.

Quiet! Mankind is trying to tweet about these clowns in Congress.

Mankind

I didn't care for Mr. Socko. In my day socks just kept their mouth shut.

Hank

Man, do my feet hurt in heels sometimes...and other things women talk about.

Liz

He looks scared, like Lutz on an escalator.

Toofer

30 Rock Season 6 Quotes

I really like my guy. He's sort of a Doogie Howser type, but younger.

Liz

His screams were the worst thing I ever heard...until tonight. Congratulations, you're a disgrace.

Jenna