Jerry: It’s not me!
Eddie: It’s me!

Eddie: How'd you talk him into this? He always says no to me.
Chimney: I have my ways.

So, I'm your basketball beard. I feel so bonded.

Chimney [to Buck]

I guess someone's going into the sewer. I'm going into the sewer, aren't I?

Ravi

Buck: Well, listen. I think it's great, you know? You can't have enough friends, right?
Eddie: Right. You know, it's like that thing when you meet somebody, and you just click. You know what I mean?
Buck: I do. I really do.

Hen: Can you imagine? Looking your own child in the face and not recognizing him?
Athena: Yes. I can imagine it.

Harry: If what I did was so wrong, what would have been the right thing?
Athena: Sometimes it is not right or wrong. It is about making it home alive. And you are old enough to understand that now.

Maddie: Well, that was shameless. And unprofessional.
Josh: Who did you send?
Maddie: The closest fire company. More or less.

Chimney: You hear that, Tommy? That is the spirit of the 118.
Buck: Yeah, that should be our motto. Who cares!
Eddie: That's not a very good motto.
Buck: Well, not if you take it out of context.
Tommy: I don't think anyone should worry about getting fired right now.
Chimney: Because our cause is righteous.
Tommy: Because we're flying into a hurricane. We're probably all gonna die anyway.

Eddie: Hey, Cap!
Buck: Need a lift?

Ochoa: Your husband's incredible.
Athena: He sure the hell is.

Athena: Wish Buck could have seen you do that!
Bobby: Honestly, I would have much rather seen Buck do that.

9-1-1 Quotes

Maddie: I guess I just want my little girl to have a normal family. You know, uncles and grandparents that she might actually know.
Buck: Well then maybe you shoulda got knocked up by a guy who has one of those.

Eddie: You're a badass under pressure, brother.
Buck: Me?
Eddie: Hell yeah. You can have my back any day.
Buck: Yeah. Or, you know, you could have mine.
Eddie: Deal.