Buck: Hi, I'm Buck. We're friends.
Chimney: And yet, I've never seen you before.
Buck: Look, I know I might sound crazy. I think I got hurt on the job, and now I'm trapped in some kind of alternate universe, coma fever dream, and I need your help.
Chimney: Okay. Why don't you wait right here, and I'll go call someone like the police.

Maddie: Oh, she is going to redecorate your entire apartment. You know that, right?
Buck: It's okay. I don't mind. It's kinda nice.

Hen: Why are you worried about a lack of drama?
Chimney: Because it's unnatural, Hen. Like the two of you down there tossing that ball.

Athena: Your stepfather has never been good with a no-win situation. And this one is shaping up to be a real terrible one. Even Wendell's family is accepting the story that he OD'd.
May: Well, maybe we shouldn't just yet.

Welcome to the world, kid.

Bobby

Chimney: Did the thunder scare you, honey?
Maddie: No, it was the yelling.

Buck: No rain. Where the hell did it come from?
Eddie: I don't know. Really hope it doesn't strike twice, though.

Albert: Look at that. Almost looks like a family, doesn't it? Is it so bad to be all together?
Chimney: Look, there is no good that could come from Pop being back in my life, okay, Albert.
Albert: Then keep him out. We're just visiting anyway.

Hen: I didn’t see that coming.
Karen: That has been coming for ten years. But I think we handled it right. Answer his questions. Follow his lead.
Hen: Yeah, I think it went okay.
Karen: Then why do you still look so spooked?

Chimney: Everything okay, Cap?
Bobby: You smell that?
Buck: A fire.

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Buck: Uh, what should we do? Isn’t it dangerous to wake a sleepwalker?
Chimney: Probably not as dangerous as driving while sleeping.

Hen: Can you imagine not knowing your own child?
Chimney: Is this about Denny?
Hen: I know this is normal. That he’s going to have questions. And the best thing that we can do is be honest.
Chimney: But you don’t want to be honest?
Hen: I want to tell him that we picked him out of a magical cabbage patch and never have to talk again about his biological parents.
Denny: He’s a smart kid. He didn’t fall for that story when he was five.
Hen: It’s just I spent so much time thinking about him as mine. I’m not sure I’m ready to share.
Chimney: He’s always going to be yours, Hen. No matter how many questions he asks.

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Maddie: I guess I just want my little girl to have a normal family. You know, uncles and grandparents that she might actually know.
Buck: Well then maybe you shoulda got knocked up by a guy who has one of those.

Eddie: You're a badass under pressure, brother.
Buck: Me?
Eddie: Hell yeah. You can have my back any day.
Buck: Yeah. Or, you know, you could have mine.
Eddie: Deal.