90210 Quotes
You invited a drunk priest to a bachelor party?
Navid [to Liam]
Good thing you're in a doctor's office. You won't have far to go when I break your face.
Navid [to Liam]
Doctor [to Erin]: Are you currently in a relationship?
Naomi: Actually she's in two.
Personally I think go big or go home.
Naomi [playing with breast implants]
Me jealous? It's not like she's better than me. I have to figure out that girl's flaws. For Max's sake.
Naomi [referring to Madison]
Naomi, this is a doctor's office not Girls Gone Wild.
Annie
Time to punish the guilty.
Austin
I can't believe I'm in the tabloids. What has my life come to?
Silver
I'm the arsonist who got kicked out of college which makes it kind of hard to get a job.
Austin
Madison: Thanks Naomi, you're the best.
Naomi [under her breath]: Or second best.
It's like you and Max...ancient history.
Madison
Naomi [reacting to Navid & Liam's fistfight]: Oh my God...did that really just happen?
Adrianna: I know. Love really screws people up, doesn't it?
