Early birthday present for myself, from myself. Aren't I nice?

Naomi

Dixon: If a dude is cheating on a girl like that, it means he doesn't wanna be with her anymore.
Annie: But she's so beautiful.
Dixon: That doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass.

I'm gonna call for some takeout. Not that your tater tots aren't to die for.

Tabitha

Never worry about being fair. Just grab on to those jewels and twist then like a garbage bag.

Tabitha [on fighting philosophy]

Looks like principal's kid has some game.

Ryan

Mrs. Clark and I went out for a bit back in high school.

Harry

You're gonna need new clothes. So we'll go shopping after school.

Naomi

You can call me Erin, but I won't respond.

Silver

You'll learn to dig me, trust me.

Silver

Teacher: Are you lost?
Annie: Completely.

Kelly Taylor: You know exactly what Beverly Hills people are like.
Harry: Exactly why I moved to Kansas.

Yes, George, I was at the gynecologist, who told me to remind you to keep your vagina clean.

Naomi

90210 Quotes

I saw him kissing that barefoot surfer chick. Apparently, he likes the smell of BO.

Naomi

Join The Blaze! We may not be popular, but we've got heart.

Navid