90210 Season 3 Quotes
We are not best friends! You are my mother, and that sucks for me.
Ivy
He's got Robert Downey Jr's soul with Zac Efron's body.
Laura
Naomi: I wanna put the blue wet suit between the other two and make a sandwich.
Silver: Naomi, you're drooling.
Silver: That's all kinds of crooked.
Ian: Man, I can't do anything straight!
Ryan: She is frightening. I think it's because she looks so much like Christopher Walken.
Deb: It's uncanny.
Debbie: Did you forget something?
Ryan: Just my son.
Naomi: Hey, those aren't awful shoes.
Debbie: Thanks.
Naomi: I mean, I'd rather shave my eyebrows than wear them, but for you.
Annie: Where's the underwear part?
Naomi: They're crotchless.
Naomi: He's a college guy. If you wanna lock him down, you gotta give him the key. To...
Annie: I get it.
Debbie: What can we do to bring you down to mildly panicked?
Ryan: Rub a little whiskey on my gums?
Are we going to another beach? Does it have shade? Because I'm not allowed to get freckles.
Adrianna
How barbaric is breast-feeding? I mean save it for National Geographic, right?
Jen
