90210 Season 3 Quotes
Trying to understand rich kids is like trying to understand LeBron James, the more you talk about it the angrier you get.
Liam
I'm upset because my mother is a whore.
Ivy
Either I've been out of school too long, or the People magazine crosswords have gotten harder.
Adrianna
Do the pants come off at any point, or is this the whole show?
Dixon [to Liam]
Naomi: If you show up with a raincoat and nothing underneath...
Annie: I'm not wearing a raincoat.
Naomi: Fine. Be a prude.
I'm not calling our kid Jacques. I can already hear the kids at school calling him Jacques Strap.
Ryan
We'll take my car. You look like you take a mini-van.
Jen [to Deb]
Naomi: Write, 'I wanna meet you at the hotel so we can get naked and nasty all night long.'
Silver: Naomi, we have to be subtle.
Naomi Right. Lose 'all night long.'
Annie: Are you living in your car?
Liam: The best thing about it is that you can change your view when it gets old.
Annie: Know what they do to rapists in less civilized societies? Snip. Snip.
Naomi: Sounds pretty civilized to me.
You sure they don't offer these hormones in Flintstones chewable?
Annie
I've been carrying her around for nine months. It's hard. I wanna see my feet.
Jen
