Ryan: The last three weeks are all about the baby putting on weight.
Jen: Eww. Yuck. Who wants a chubby baby?

I can't believe Teddy went all Mel Gibson.

Ivy

Teddy: I just got frustrated.
Silver: I get frustrated, too, sometimes, but I don't turn into a homophobic jerk.

What can I do that doesn't involve breaking a nail or a sweat?

Naomi

Femalehotjobs.com? Not the kind of work I'm looking for.

Deb

Way less glitter on the word "breasts." It just feels weird.

Silver

Adrianna: He's been giving me Zoolander all morning.
Silver: I was afraid of that.

Ewww, I look like a Cullen!

Naomi

Dixon: You're dad's a fool.
Ivy: Whatever.
Dixon: Not whatever. He's a fool.

I can handle losing tennis. But I can't handle losing you.

Teddy

Random girl: No offense, but you look like you haven't slept in a week.
Naomi: No offense, but your nose looked better before.

I think everyone should have one lesbian experience.

Adrianna

90210 Season 3 Quotes

Remind me to tell you about my liaison with Rob Pattinson. He bites.

Naomi

Deb: These are allergies.
Annie: And what are you allergic to, mom?
Deb: Senior year.