No animal is as brutal as the homosapien.

Naomi

The other day I got to toast a bagel for David Mamet. I love it here.

Annie

I agree to a "show me how much you can grovel" dinner.

Ivy

Naomi: This party signifies the start of my new life.
Adrianna: What was wrong with your old life?

Liam: We're good, right?
Naomi: I just turned 18 and inherited a fortune. I'm amazing. I don't know how you are.

Go get me a glass of water and do not make eye contact with me for the rest of the day.

Jen

Mr. Cannon: Everyone needs to hear something nice once in awhile.
Silver: Well, I meant it.

I'm 18 and I'm ready for this 17-year old kiddie crap to be behind me.

Naomi

Suck it Jen! I am rich.

Naomi

Kim, whenever you're on 'Who Wore it Best,' I vote for the other girl.

Naomi

Khloe Kardashian: Nothing says 'I'm back' like backless.
Kim Kardashian: Plus, it will make your ass look like a orpe little melon.

Officer: If there's anything I can do.
Naomi: Can you turn me into the person I was before that night? Because that's all I want.

90210 Season 3 Quotes

Remind me to tell you about my liaison with Rob Pattinson. He bites.

Naomi

Deb: These are allergies.
Annie: And what are you allergic to, mom?
Deb: Senior year.